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Friday, September 5, 2008

The difference between Men with Guts And Men with Balls



GUTS
Arriving home late after a night out
with the guys, being met by your wife
with a broom, and having the guts
to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS
Coming home late after a night out
with the guys, smelling of perfume
and beer, lipstick on your collar
slapping your wife on the butt and
saying, 'You're next, Fatty.'

Posted by M.Gapany at 1:40 PM
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Both reading and writing are acts of supreme faith. They are both, in essence, a call to grace, a belief in the miraculous - that we might come to see through stories what we had not previously seen, that we might come to understand what had, before that moment, remained uncertain, undefined. The mask of fiction, of writing and reading stories, does not, in the end, disguise our faces but instead reveals who we really are. In the, stories acknowledge life's difficulty and sadness but insist that we go on anyway, that we always hold to our faith, to our belief in grace.

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