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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Random: Spanish Translations

1. MUSHROOM: 'when all my family get in the car, there's not
mushroom....'

2. CHEESE: The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a
sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, pero Cheese fat.

3. SHOULDER: My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how
to read so I shoulder.

4. TEXAS: My wife always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. HERPES: Me and my girlfriend ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. JULY: Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. RECTUM: I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

8. JUAREZ: One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'

9. CHICKEN: I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken
go herself.

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