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Monday, September 22, 2008

Alanis Covers Fergie and amazing Fart filters

So Ironically enough (heh, thats a joke) This fell into my lap today. I love it, and I don't know why.


Similarly, I got this in an email.

Then, Via This Site
From the brilliant minds at Garment Guard comes our newest product, Subtle Butt. This pack of 5 saving graces effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence: Simply stick it in the right place and you’re ready for a chili cook-off. The “Subtle Butt” by Pond Inc is a fart neutralizer to eliminate smelly flatulence. The Subtle Butt neutralizer filters the flatulence as the wind breaks, absorbing and neutralizing its odor.

We eventually came up with a whole line of Fart eliminators to include the butt kazoo which makes cool sounds and disseminates a lovely odor when you pass gas. Don’t worry I won’t be sad if someone takes this idea and runs with it.

Selected Sources:


1. Subtle Butt

2. Subtle Butt-Fart pads - Gizmodiva.com

3. Strange New Products: Subtle Butt - Fart Pads

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